The Master-Bater

It was a sunny Saturday morning. I was working with Mike Pens and Dean or Mikey I can't remember which. It was a little slow so I was doing Comedy and noticed some of the racks that ran parallel to the adult section were moving. Upon closer inspection I noticed a dude in the Adult section standing facing the wall and kind of pressed against that counter we used to have in there. He had a couple of the adult titles laid out on the counter and was definitely the cause of the racks shaking. I went back up to tell Mike who of course didnt believe me. By the time I convinced Mike to go and get this guy out of here, he was already on his way out of the store, I guess he had "finished". Needless to say I didn't finish Comedy and refused to go anywhere near the adult section.

(and yes Mel, I know I spelled masturbator wrong)