Office romance

I won't name names on this one to protect the people involved but I think most of you can figure out who I'm talking about.

When I first started, I worked with (we'll call him Col. Mustard). At that time, Col Mustard was dating Ms. Scarlett. Scarlett was in the back on her break so it was just Mustard and I at the counter. It was a slow day so Mustard went into the back for a bit, but left the door slightly ajar.

A short while later while checking out a customer I glanced to the back of the store and through the open door I saw Scarlett doing something to Mustard that I'm pretty sure isn't legal in all 50 states. Not exactly sure what to do, I finished helping the customer and walked to the back of the store to shut the door. As I was closing it, Mustard's eyes met mine and he gave me "the nod". Neither Scarlett or Mustard missed a beat.

That's kind of when I got my first idea of what I was in for with this job.